01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yes

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? My best friend S

03: Do you regret anything? Yes. Who doesn’t? I regret not buying a few shares of Apple shortly before the Smart Phone came out. I regret not buying Facebook or Tesla shortly after they went public.

04: Are you insecure? Isn’t everyone insecure about something?

05: What is your relationship status? Single but have plenty of friends.

06: How do you want to die? As a wise old man saying to the hospice nurses “I wish I worked more, was more rude to people, and spent less time with friends and family” just to mess with their heads.

07: What did you last eat? Steak and garlic mash potatoes

08: Played any sports? Football and Track in high school

09: Do you bite your nails? No

10: When was your last physical fight? In 7th grade

11: Do you like someone? I like many women but not enough to do a romance.

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? Yes

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? Yes. Stupid, short tempered, and short-sighted people.

14: Do you miss someone? I miss many people.

15: Have any pets? A ten-year-old former stray cat named Kit Carson who came to my house one day and never left.

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? Buzzed off coffee and kind of chatty.

17: Ever made out in the bathroom? Among various other places.

18: Are you scared of spiders? Yes, especially the ones that can jump.

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? I’d go to the future but not the past. The past kinda sucked unless you were a king or rich.

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? What is snogged?

21: What are your plans for this weekend? Not watch football or baseball.

22: Do you want to have kids? How many? Nope. I already have several nephews and nieces.

23: Do you have piercings? How many? No. But I have some really cool scars from misadventures of my younger days.

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? History, Economics, Chemistry

25: Do you miss anyone from your past? Oh yes. Many people.

26: What are you craving right now? World peace. Deep space exploration. Fusion Energy. Robot Friends. Crazed blood thirsty madness like that.

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? Oh yes. A few of them might have even deserved it.

28: Have you ever been cheated on? Don’t know. Don’t care.

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Yes.

30: What’s irritating you right now? People who fear change.

31: Does somebody love you? In what ways? I never understood why the English language has only word for love when like the Ancient Greeks had several.

32: What is your favorite color? Gold, Silver, and payday Green

33: Do you have trust issues? Yes. Who doesn’t? I mean, who wouldn’t love to have a well-stocked trust fund?

34: Who/what was your last dream about? It was the one when I had to redo high school as an adult but could walk around naked and no one seemed to mind.

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? My mother.

36: Do you give out second chances too easily? No.

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? Neither are easy.

38: Is this year the best year of your life? No, but it’s far better than any of the 2020s so far. For sure.

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 17

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? Only on the family acreage but not like just go for a nude stroll in the downtown during rush hour.

51: Favourite food? General Tso chicken. Don’t know how many battles the good general won, but I’m sure his soldiers always dined well.

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? No. But I believe we can allow things that happen to be catalysts for change.

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? Took my pills, took a leak, and almost tripped over my cat.

54: Is cheating ever okay? Why commit to a marriage if you’re going to even consider straying? If one wants to screw around, go ahead. Don’t get married or in a long-term relationship. Define what you want from the very beginning.

55: Are you mean? Only to stupid and rude people once they test my patience too much.

56: How many people have you fist fought? Not counting defending myself from school yard bullies, three or four.

57: Do you believe in true love? I don’t believe any human is capable of never failing love. Nothing finite is.

58: Favourite weather? Cloudy, chilly, and rainy.

59: Do you like the snow? Yes.

60: Do you wanna get married? Egad, no.

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? No.

62: What makes you happy? Reading, deep conversations, Papa John’s, and sparkling flavored water.

63: Would you change your name? Only if I was hiding from the law.

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? No.

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Maybe occasional kissing and hugging. But certainly, no marriage.

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? I can act myself around ALL of my friends of the opposite sex. It’s why the majority of my friends are opposite sex.

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? My friend C

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? My friend M

69: Do you believe in soulmates? Oh yes.

70: Is there anyone you would die for? To quote General George Patton, “No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it to make the other bastard to die for his.” Hopefully I never have to find out if this is true for friends as well.